My Royal Heiness

Have I shared my potential trace of royal blood yet? If not - ill share the lineage another day but there is a very high probability that I am a direct descendent of Queen Victoria. True story! However, the royal family banished the descendent. Very sad.

When the royal baby was born my coworker and I had this conversation:

Sean: so did you get a personal call with birth info?

Me: well, William was too busy to call but Harry called me to tell me.

Sean: oh yeah? That's exciting. You must be so excited.

Me: eh, ya know - its just like my third cousin second removed, so we're not that close.

Sean: oh - I thought as far as the royal family was concerned you were just removed once.

He cut me deep.